Your dutifulness is noted. No need to abandon whatever you're in the middle of, if anything, but I could stay here for a bit if you'd like to join. I'm at the one that's next to the liquor store.
Agreed. As much as I'm fond of the idea of simply treating it as a place to lie down at all times, it wouldn't be so nice for guests to see us looking like sprawled squirrels.
[At least that's what Austria looks like when he passes out on the couch.]
God, France, I'm offended on behalf of all my former domains. If I were to venture anywhere it would be to the plethora of other vampire literature in existence.
Sprawled squirrels?! You're offended by my referencing awful literature but you say that we'd look like squirrels???
[ Austria actually looks quite cute when sprawled out, and squirrels are cute for menaces... but they are not the same. He's smiling like an idiot though. ]
Biting me only proves you have good taste. Hmmmm... should I join you though? I think I may be preoccupied trying to become a squirrel. <3
Don't you find them darling? They look very silly, certainly not proper, but endearing nonetheless.
You were the one that offered. There are turquoise cabinets that I'm trying to decide if they're too loud. You can look at them with me or you can keep being a squirrel.
I've just asked if they have another color available and they showed me this style in the catalog. It would need to be special ordered so there is a wait but I prefer the more muted look.
If we were middle-aged housewives I'm sure the first would be darling. I prefer the second option as well. We don't need them immediately anyway, though I do think I have an idea of what kind of kitchen I'd like to look for in potential homes.
[ SO HELP HIM THAT HE DOES NOT GET A KITCHEN THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT SECOND IMAGE. A moment passes and another text follows. ]
Depends if I can have help warming myself from the inevitable frozen state your prying will bring.
I'm not sure about a calling but the idea isn't terrible. I was joking but it might be entertaining.
[is he standing next to a piece of furniture? did he just look at it after reading that bit about the bench? maybe]
I can find my way home from here if you can't be bothered to dress. But if I come home and find that you're dressed anyway and I left for nothing, I'm going to be upset.
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Date: 2020-08-16 01:05 am (UTC)Agreed. As much as I'm fond of the idea of simply treating it as a place to lie down at all times, it wouldn't be so nice for guests to see us looking like sprawled squirrels.
[At least that's what Austria looks like when he passes out on the couch.]
God, France, I'm offended on behalf of all my former domains. If I were to venture anywhere it would be to the plethora of other vampire literature in existence.
Perhaps I don't bite you enough. "Hm" indeed.
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Date: 2020-08-16 02:49 am (UTC)[ Austria actually looks quite cute when sprawled out, and squirrels are cute for menaces... but they are not the same. He's smiling like an idiot though. ]
Biting me only proves you have good taste. Hmmmm... should I join you though? I think I may be preoccupied trying to become a squirrel. <3
[ He could leave, or he could fuss. ]
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Date: 2020-08-17 02:26 pm (UTC)You were the one that offered. There are turquoise cabinets that I'm trying to decide if they're too loud. You can look at them with me or you can keep being a squirrel.
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Date: 2020-08-25 01:21 pm (UTC)Namely, how many squirrels are you planning on housing in them? If you wanted an actual pet you could have just told me.
[ What cheek! He could possibly be willing himself from the couch but he's eternally a pest. ]
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Date: 2020-08-25 04:56 pm (UTC)It's too bright I think.
I've just asked if they have another color available and they showed me this style in the catalog. It would need to be special ordered so there is a wait but I prefer the more muted look.
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They're very tall. I'd need to sit on your shoulders.
I don't want a literal squirrel for a pet. In any case they only sprawl when it's hot out. Perhaps turn the thermostat down?
[this again]
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Date: 2020-08-26 12:54 am (UTC)[ SO HELP HIM THAT HE DOES NOT GET A KITCHEN THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT SECOND IMAGE. A moment passes and another text follows. ]
Depends if I can have help warming myself from the inevitable frozen state your prying will bring.
[ Yes, this again. ]
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Date: 2020-08-29 03:37 pm (UTC)But with luck, the most we'd need is paint, not a remodel.
Not in the middle of a furniture store, are you daft? This place is very free with that sort of thing but not that free.
Would I even be of much help? Vampires don't have body heat after all...
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Date: 2020-08-29 04:13 pm (UTC)2/2
Date: 2020-08-29 04:16 pm (UTC)[ And it is appealing, but he's feeling more sassy than sexy. ]
I just want to know if I should put pants on and come join you. I'm a simple man.
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Date: 2020-08-30 09:55 pm (UTC)I'm not sure about a calling but the idea isn't terrible. I was joking but it might be entertaining.
[is he standing next to a piece of furniture? did he just look at it after reading that bit about the bench? maybe]
I can find my way home from here if you can't be bothered to dress. But if I come home and find that you're dressed anyway and I left for nothing, I'm going to be upset.