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[herocomplex]

wow
yeah
ur so soft
u know that right??
do u ever stop and realize how much of a gay dad you are
or no?

ok well
im curious but let me preface with this
i'm not in this mindset whatsoever cause it's not really my style
like at all

but did u ever marry someone mortal???

_{[ It's true. It's not something he'd ever really do, but he's genuinely inquisitive. ]}

[amant]

you know what? I'll take that as a compliment...
After all, someone has to have to have the patience
To look out for you in such a trying time!

You're welcome.

I agree though. I don't see you as the marrying type
Nothing wrong with that though honestly!

I never married myself, mortal or nation. That's Austria's area of expertise.

I don't know if it'd even be fair of me honestly

[ not to say that he wouldn't think about it though]

[herocomplex]

austria also divorced so like
no offense to him butt i don't really want his input on anything romantic

did u like
try to marry england tho
once
or twice
or several times

did i just imagine that??

[amant]

he's not terrible, i mean he's still dating Hungary after all, divorce notwithstanding...

God, i wish you were dreaming. Yes, but it was politically backed!

It also didn't work so.
... let's forget that happened, no?

[herocomplex]

yeah ok

_{[ but then instantly after: ]}

hey are you gay for england

[amant]

[ cue the lamenting! ]

Dare I subject myself to such emotional abuse and poor fashion taste?

He's worn the same sweater vest for three decades now!

Please, America...

[ that's a big 10-4, buddy. super gay. ]

[herocomplex]

i mean
true
but u also seem like the type of person who gets off to suffering

_{[ Who taught him this? ]}

[amant]

Whether I get off on suffering is completely beyond the point, America.

[ It's not like France meant to really shoot that little gem off, but here we are. Ruining days. ]

When have you ever been interested in my love life anyway?
We were discussing your budding relationship!

[herocomplex]

well
this way i can learn by ur dumb mistakes
and not make them myself

[amant]

Your beau isn't a nation so you're already a step ahead,
though I don't agree with calling my decisions dumb, exactly.

Unfortunate, maybe.
Know what else is a mistake? Deep-fried Oreos.

[herocomplex]

fried oreos are the shit

aren't u pretty gay for scotland tho
what's with u and that whole crazy family lmao

[amant]

I understand that you are usually very involved in everyone's business, but could you not? It's not like he wasn't my ally at a young age...

[ America creepin' on this old fart's equally saggy love interests, apparently. ]

Scotland's a very attractive man. And quiet. Honestly, I don't know where there's a downside.

[ Besides open communication. :T ]

[herocomplex]

they're both also always so drunk and angry tho
like how do u even deal w that???