hahahahaha that's real funny i didn't say anything about ME it's just one of my dude friends he needs some help asap and who am i to deny him help butt to help him i need some support
u know
you've kinda been my bitch for awhile now so i thought i could get some advice
[ Textbook deflection is textbook, at least that's what France is going to silently assume. That, or America really did decide to 'help' a friend by inserting himself into the situation.
Both are actually equally likely. Hm. ]
America, I am nobody's bitch. I think the term you are looking for is 'beloved icon', but 'ally' will do.
So. Does your friend know you're trying to help him?
[ COUGH FRIEND COUGH. Another text follows. ]
Go on. Tell me what struggles your friend is enduring and I'll do my best.
wait h/o something about this guy first i forgot to mention just hypothetically pretend he's a nation like we are ok
so this nation-not-nation guy is living life here u know all carefree, broken away from all of his nation-ly responsibilities no paperwork no president to talk to or prime minister or i guess maybe a fucking QUEEN depending on who he is right
and this place is all about PDA shit so gradually he gets close to this one guy or girl but this guy or girl is like PAINFULLY mortal
like could die any day mortal cause he's/she's kind of a dumbass sometimes
so it's kind of hard what to do i mean who even fucking knows we could get blasted back home without warning like PACHOOOoooo
yeah i know tl'dr probs but i guess
is it even worth it like being in relationship with someone who you could lose and probably not see again via space time continuum bee-ess or via their own poor life decisions that could end their life
*i* personally avoided a lot of relationships back home for this kind of reason but something about being here makes it seem like it's an exception to me idk why
[ Ah, that's a lot to unpack. Literally. France has to scroll up and down to make sense of the 'condensed' version of America's s-- friend's --situation. Of course, there's no question in France's mind that this is the younger nation's issue being addressed.
Usually, he'd tease him further, but he really doesn't have the heart to. After all, he is all too familiar with America's situation. ]
If your friend is wondering if it's worth the emotional investment -- KNOWING full-well that their mortal sweetheart is as you put it 'PAINFULLY' so...
Yes, I'd think so.
Obligation and immortality aside, life is about gains and losses. Even if your friend was mortal, there would still be the very real chance that they could lose their beau due to the fates anyway.
That doesn't stop our citizens from seeking love, and if it does, I feel sad for them. The world is so much bigger when you have such a finite time to live alone.
Personally speaking, I understand being unsure. I think that I've gained quite a reputation for liaisons due to it... Ah. Well, anyway.
This isn't about me. This is about your friend! Right! So...
Would they be hurt living with the unknown of what they could have had? Would they be hurt living after the loss? Both are probably 'yes'.
At least there are fond memories with the second option, no matter how intimidating that may be. If they're putting this much thought into it though, asking for help I'd hate to see them not at least try.
i should have known you would say something like this like i'm not mad at the response but i'm not surprised either.. ur pretty much a love trumps all kinda person
yeah?
[ Though, he's smiling a bit behind his device. ]
did u have a lot of serious relationships with humans through ur years?
Love can be many things but I think your friend focusing on an unknown end --inevitable of course, but largely unknown!-- is keeping him from experiencing a beginning.
...more of what you expected though, I'm sure. I'd hate to disappoint.
Speaking hypothetically, if your friend had the same circumstances as us nations, wouldn't it be nice to explore certain things that you cannot have back home? Without having to report back to bosses...
Or dealing with long, complicated histories... It might be nice?
[ sending out an s.o.s. hooooo boy. ]
I wouldn't say a lot, but a few that I am particularly fond of.
i guess ur right i should just go for it because humans are going to die and leave us behind anyway i just hate getting attached so quickly i'm independent dammit
[ He hasn't realized that he's admitted his cover already. ]
[ Hey America, can you hear the rather triumphant hoot from your not!uncle's apartment? If you're home, yes. If not, you're saved from that embarrassment. Ohonhonhon--gag me. ]
I do enjoy beautiful men...
Hm. Though, it seems you do as well. I'm so proud! Who is he?!
Also goodness, don't be silly. You can be romantically tied to someone and still have your own identity. You're not a child, no matter how young you are.
But yes, it is hard to get attached. I'll give you that one.
yeah well sometimes i feel sorry for people and fall on their lips don't think much of it
fuck don't make this weird for me, ok??? it's not like my first time being with someone i just idk its different cuz i feel like my life is different here almost like i feel human
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And yet. ]
hey france
ur like the full hard on embodiment of sappy-fappy romance shit yeah?
making sure i got the right guy or if i should txt italy instead lol
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Emphasis on the nosy, tbh. ]
I am the one that taught Italy what he knows!
That's not to say he's a bad choice, but why?
What situation have you found yourself in now? Is it a fun one?
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i didn't say anything about ME
it's just one of my dude friends he needs some help asap
and who am i to deny him help
butt to help him i need some support
u know
you've kinda been my bitch for awhile now so i thought i could get some advice
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Both are actually equally likely. Hm. ]
America, I am nobody's bitch. I think the term you are looking for is 'beloved icon', but 'ally' will do.
So. Does your friend know you're trying to help him?
[ COUGH FRIEND COUGH. Another text follows. ]
Go on. Tell me what struggles your friend is enduring and I'll do my best.
1/2
jk ilu
like bros
yeah ofc he does he was the one who came to me for help because i'm so reliable
let's see if i can do a condensed version ok
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just hypothetically pretend he's a nation like we are ok
so this nation-not-nation guy is living life here
u know
all carefree, broken away from all of his nation-ly responsibilities
no paperwork
no president to talk to
or prime minister
or i guess maybe a fucking QUEEN depending on who he is
right
and this place is all about PDA shit
so gradually he gets close to this one guy
or girl
but this guy
or girl
is like
PAINFULLY mortal
like could die any day mortal cause he's/she's kind of a dumbass sometimes
so it's kind of hard what to do
i mean who even fucking knows we could get blasted back home without warning
like PACHOOOoooo
yeah i know
tl'dr probs but i guess
is it even worth it
like being in relationship with someone
who you could lose and probably not see again
via space time continuum bee-ess
or via their own poor life decisions that could end their life
*i* personally avoided a lot of relationships back home for this kind of reason
but something about being here makes it seem like it's an exception to me
idk why
WHY DO YO DO THIS TO HIM
Usually, he'd tease him further, but he really doesn't have the heart to. After all, he is all too familiar with America's situation. ]
If your friend is wondering if it's worth the emotional investment --
KNOWING full-well that their mortal sweetheart is as you put it 'PAINFULLY' so...
Yes, I'd think so.
Obligation and immortality aside, life is about gains and losses.
Even if your friend was mortal, there would still be the very real chance
that they could lose their beau due to the fates anyway.
That doesn't stop our citizens from seeking love, and if it does,
I feel sad for them. The world is so much bigger when
you have such a finite time to live alone.
Personally speaking, I understand being unsure. I think that I've
gained quite a reputation for liaisons due to it... Ah. Well, anyway.
This isn't about me.
This is about your friend!
Right! So...
Would they be hurt living with the unknown of what they could have had?
Would they be hurt living after the loss? Both are probably 'yes'.
At least there are fond memories with the second option, no matter
how intimidating that may be. If they're putting this much thought into it though,
asking for help I'd hate to see them not at least try.
just for your reaction
like i'm not mad at the response but i'm not surprised either..
ur pretty much a
love trumps all
kinda person
yeah?
[ Though, he's smiling a bit behind his device. ]
did u have a lot of serious relationships with humans through ur years?
fidgey coming for my pain.
Love can be many things but I think your friend focusing on
an unknown end --inevitable of course, but largely unknown!--
is keeping him from experiencing a beginning.
...more of what you expected though, I'm sure. I'd hate to disappoint.
Speaking hypothetically, if your friend had the same circumstances as us nations,
wouldn't it be nice to explore certain things that you cannot have
back home? Without having to report back to bosses...
Or dealing with long, complicated histories...
It might be nice?
[ sending out an s.o.s. hooooo boy. ]
I wouldn't say a lot, but a few that I am particularly fond of.
[ How...vague. Hm. ]
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i guess ur right
i should just go for it because humans are going to die and leave us behind anyway
i just hate getting attached so quickly
i'm independent dammit
[ He hasn't realized that he's admitted his cover already. ]
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I do enjoy beautiful men...
Hm. Though, it seems you do as well. I'm so proud!
Who is he?!
Also goodness, don't be silly. You can be romantically
tied to someone and still have your own identity. You're
not a child, no matter how young you are.
But yes, it is hard to get attached. I'll give you that one.
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GUY OR GIRL don't jump to assumptions that i somehow inherited ur gay genes
or something
butt yeah it's a guy and i don't feel like saying who it is
[ America, you made out with him. Your preferences aren't a secret. ]
Literal phone tags are the worst
Not that it means anything in regard to preference of course.
Beyond you having a hint of decent taste when it comes to partners. Which is good!
I'm sure I'll see him around...💕
[ france sees all and knows all. ]
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sometimes i feel sorry for people and fall on their lips
don't think much of it
fuck
don't make this weird for me, ok???
it's not like my first time being with someone i just
idk
its different cuz i feel like my life is different here
almost like i feel human
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I was merely curious, but I'll respect your choice to not say.
For now.
I'm happy for you is all!
But, be careful with that mindset. I don't want you getting hurt.
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yeah
ur so soft
u know that right??
do u ever stop and realize how much of a gay dad you are
or no?
ok well
im curious but let me preface with this
i'm not in this mindset whatsoever cause it's not really my style
like at all
but did u ever marry someone mortal???
[ It's true. It's not something he'd ever really do, but he's genuinely inquisitive. ]
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After all, someone has to have to have the patience
To look out for you in such a trying time!
You're welcome.
I agree though. I don't see you as the marrying type
Nothing wrong with that though honestly!
I never married myself, mortal or nation. That's Austria's area of expertise.
I don't know if it'd even be fair of me honestly
[ not to say that he wouldn't think about it though]
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no offense to him butt i don't really want his input on anything romantic
did u like
try to marry england tho
once
or twice
or several times
did i just imagine that??
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God, i wish you were dreaming. Yes, but it was politically backed!
It also didn't work so.
... let's forget that happened, no?
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[ but then instantly after: ]
hey are you gay for england
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Dare I subject myself to such emotional abuse and poor fashion taste?
He's worn the same sweater vest for three decades now!
Please, America...
[ that's a big 10-4, buddy. super gay. ]
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true
but u also seem like the type of person who gets off to suffering
[ Who taught him this? ]
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[ It's not like France meant to really shoot that little gem off, but here we are. Ruining days. ]
When have you ever been interested in my love life anyway?
We were discussing your budding relationship!
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this way i can learn by ur dumb mistakes
and not make them myself
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though I don't agree with calling my decisions dumb, exactly.
Unfortunate, maybe.
Know what else is a mistake? Deep-fried Oreos.
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