[It's really the least discreet thing in the whole of town, honestly, but stop being such a flamboyant dick. God. Though he laughs under his breath at that. Just a little.]
Sometimes you do.
[UM.
Anyway, he'll turn off in that direction, and it's probably a bit too fast all things considered.]
Do you think there's anything outside of the main gates? I don't think we can get too far anymore, but...
[He swats lightly at the man's arm for that, but it's just in jest and his hands return to his side of the car right after. See, he can be a good guy every once in awhile. Plus he might not be able to argue what he said, anyway. Ugh.]
Brat.
[He hides his smile behind a hand as he looks out the window, surveying the scenery speed by. An eyebrow quirks and he glances over at England, though it's more to address his question.]
I'd imagine it would be like any other developed area. Wooded areas. Farms. Unless it just ends. [purses lips] I highly doubt that, but let's see for ourselves?
[France and England on the edge of a great precipice they just happen to stumble upon. Who would push the other over the edge first? ...Let's be honest, for France's sake, hope that it's just a bunch of woods.]
[His eyes thankfully stay fixed on the road, though it's not like there are many cars around in Holly Heights either, it makes things easier.]
I suppose that's quite possible, I heard it changed into islands at one point, no idea if it's still the same.
[He shifts to peek around the corner of a road before taking a turn, though of course this would be better if it were sunny out. But yes, hopefully they only find woods and not an 80 ft drop.]
[Glances at him quickly, that sure doesn't sound very convincing!! But either way, no worries, he'll bite him later. At the moment though, he just sighs.]
You do realise you can always tell him that, yourself. [He takes the right turn without thinking, scowling to himself after because he should have gone left to spite him, honestly.] Though I'm rather certain the residents have some hand in the landscaping as well, given we can make requests.
[a beat]
Please don't ask for the Eiffel Tower to be constructed here.
I try to keep my communication with him as little as possible. It's more entertaining to use you, anyway. [his brow furrows. who the fuck made it an island so he can give them a look instead?]
I'd ask you to go with me but I'm fairly sure lighting would strike us down. [dryly]
[He's not judging you really. Just finds it ironic after all the tomfoolery, but maybe that makes sense. How many hail marys will you say after today???]
I am not too lazy! [wow indignant much?] I have been doing other things. I need incentive to just waste gas. These cars are American after all. [Like that explains everything.]
[snorting dryly, he shrugged at that] I don't think I've been all that horrible besides that once. I have a shockingly clean track record in this town.
[Oh, he kind of mourns it. He and his hand, the ultimate otp after all. Offhandedly, because now he's distracted by his poor excuse of a love life, he replies]
They're horrible. I am halfway convinced to just bike everywhere now that the weather is holding up.
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shut up sDGDSG ://T!!!!
Date: 2014-04-05 05:03 am (UTC)Sometimes you do.
[UM.
Anyway, he'll turn off in that direction, and it's probably a bit too fast all things considered.]
Do you think there's anything outside of the main gates? I don't think we can get too far anymore, but...
/pinches cheeks. your call which.
Date: 2014-04-05 12:37 pm (UTC)Brat.
[He hides his smile behind a hand as he looks out the window, surveying the scenery speed by. An eyebrow quirks and he glances over at England, though it's more to address his question.]
I'd imagine it would be like any other developed area. Wooded areas. Farms. Unless it just ends. [purses lips] I highly doubt that, but let's see for ourselves?
[France and England on the edge of a great precipice they just happen to stumble upon. Who would push the other over the edge first? ...Let's be honest, for France's sake, hope that it's just a bunch of woods.]
DSGSD WOW??????????
Date: 2014-04-05 01:23 pm (UTC)I suppose that's quite possible, I heard it changed into islands at one point, no idea if it's still the same.
[He shifts to peek around the corner of a road before taking a turn, though of course this would be better if it were sunny out. But yes, hopefully they only find woods and not an 80 ft drop.]
<3?
Date: 2014-04-06 09:31 am (UTC)[See, he's motioning. To the not tropical weather. Ah, a corner. To adventure.
He leans back in his seat and gives England a sideways glance]
Tell your husband his idea of landscaping is awkward at best if that's what he's got in mind.
<3 i guess :T
Date: 2014-04-06 10:10 am (UTC)[He's cross his arms if he could. Though stop gesticulating while he's driving, it's distracting!]
...He's not my husband. [Though he flushed a bit. Wow????] Though it definitely could do with a little upkeeping.
tsuntsuntsun <3
Date: 2014-04-07 02:36 am (UTC)Mm, sure sure. [waving a hand -- because no, he talks with his hands too England, bite me.] Honestly it just doesn't flow well.
Ah...perhaps you should tell him to get some landscaping magazines from the twenty-first century. [Casually:] Turn right.
tsuns forever!!! <3
Date: 2014-04-07 03:08 am (UTC)You do realise you can always tell him that, yourself. [He takes the right turn without thinking, scowling to himself after because he should have gone left to spite him, honestly.] Though I'm rather certain the residents have some hand in the landscaping as well, given we can make requests.
[a beat]
Please don't ask for the Eiffel Tower to be constructed here.
it's very acceptable ok <3
Date: 2014-04-07 10:33 am (UTC)Why not?!
bites you too :T!!!!
Date: 2014-04-07 10:38 am (UTC)We don't need something that hideous here.
more please...
Date: 2014-04-07 11:11 am (UTC)Oh come on. Don't be sensitive. I'm kidding.
[Huffing.] It's grown on me. I think I should!
o-oh (blush) ... bites harder?!
Date: 2014-04-07 11:16 am (UTC)I'm not being sensitive. [Rolls his eyes.] You do realise everyone would prefer Big Ben to be here, don't you?
[England no.]
oh yes good.
Date: 2014-04-07 11:21 am (UTC)[Marriages. Engagements. Reunions. ALL WITH THE TOWER IN THE BACKGROUND. On someone's instagram account please...]
Goodness, we might as well bring Notre Dame if you want to play that!
[Oh wherever they're going they're getting their faster... nice. Ahem.]
I see the driving lesson went well then?
sucks ://T
Date: 2014-04-07 11:28 am (UTC)[Because England is only romantic on certain occasions.]
Should I add the London Eye then? I'm sure that'll get more use than your stupid cathedral.
[He's getting irritated okay?!]
Shut up, I don't drive like this with children in the car.
Re: sucks ://T
Date: 2014-04-08 01:32 am (UTC)Oh yes. When you're drunk you sidle up to some lady and ask if she wants to see Big Ben.
Romance isn't part of it at all. [He rolls his eyes]
We have a ferris wheel! There's nothing wrong with more than one church but two of those is a little overzealous no?
[WHATEVER.]
Are you even paying attention where we are going?
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Date: 2014-04-08 03:49 am (UTC)...That's not romantic, France. [But it's true that he'd. Do that. Ah.] It's more about power. [WOW???????]
We don't need more churches either, how many people do you see go to them?! There's a handful at best, even if the priest is quiet about it.
[Yeah he. He knows.]
I'm paying full attention, I just have no idea where we're going.
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Date: 2014-04-10 06:39 pm (UTC)I might go. For ah. Easter..... Maybe. Not that-- wait, so you've been?
[How else would he know about the priest? Skeptical look here.]
Well that's the purpose. It's surprising that I've never done this before.
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Date: 2014-04-12 04:26 am (UTC)It'd be a shame to not go for Easter. ...I've been though, yes. A few times.
[Side glances. Don't judge him for going to church?!]
It's because you're too lazy to drive, obviously.
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Date: 2014-04-12 01:32 pm (UTC)[He's not judging you really. Just finds it ironic after all the tomfoolery, but maybe that makes sense. How many hail marys will you say after today???]
I am not too lazy! [wow indignant much?] I have been doing other things. I need incentive to just waste gas. These cars are American after all. [Like that explains everything.]
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Date: 2014-04-15 08:08 am (UTC)[Don't judge him, okay? It makes him feel better about being a hideous skank... Ahem.]
What does the cars being American have to do with anything?
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Date: 2014-04-16 11:41 pm (UTC)[Oh, he kind of mourns it. He and his hand, the ultimate otp after all. Offhandedly, because now he's distracted by his poor excuse of a love life, he replies]
They're horrible. I am halfway convinced to just bike everywhere now that the weather is holding up.
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Date: 2014-04-18 05:11 am (UTC)[But well, there's a huge 'for now' looming on the horizon.]
Isn't that a little too much exercise for you?