I'd ask you to go with me but I'm fairly sure lighting would strike us down. [dryly]
[He's not judging you really. Just finds it ironic after all the tomfoolery, but maybe that makes sense. How many hail marys will you say after today???]
I am not too lazy! [wow indignant much?] I have been doing other things. I need incentive to just waste gas. These cars are American after all. [Like that explains everything.]
[snorting dryly, he shrugged at that] I don't think I've been all that horrible besides that once. I have a shockingly clean track record in this town.
[Oh, he kind of mourns it. He and his hand, the ultimate otp after all. Offhandedly, because now he's distracted by his poor excuse of a love life, he replies]
They're horrible. I am halfway convinced to just bike everywhere now that the weather is holding up.
bites you too :T!!!!
Date: 2014-04-07 10:38 am (UTC)We don't need something that hideous here.
more please...
Date: 2014-04-07 11:11 am (UTC)Oh come on. Don't be sensitive. I'm kidding.
[Huffing.] It's grown on me. I think I should!
o-oh (blush) ... bites harder?!
Date: 2014-04-07 11:16 am (UTC)I'm not being sensitive. [Rolls his eyes.] You do realise everyone would prefer Big Ben to be here, don't you?
[England no.]
oh yes good.
Date: 2014-04-07 11:21 am (UTC)[Marriages. Engagements. Reunions. ALL WITH THE TOWER IN THE BACKGROUND. On someone's instagram account please...]
Goodness, we might as well bring Notre Dame if you want to play that!
[Oh wherever they're going they're getting their faster... nice. Ahem.]
I see the driving lesson went well then?
sucks ://T
Date: 2014-04-07 11:28 am (UTC)[Because England is only romantic on certain occasions.]
Should I add the London Eye then? I'm sure that'll get more use than your stupid cathedral.
[He's getting irritated okay?!]
Shut up, I don't drive like this with children in the car.
Re: sucks ://T
Date: 2014-04-08 01:32 am (UTC)Oh yes. When you're drunk you sidle up to some lady and ask if she wants to see Big Ben.
Romance isn't part of it at all. [He rolls his eyes]
We have a ferris wheel! There's nothing wrong with more than one church but two of those is a little overzealous no?
[WHATEVER.]
Are you even paying attention where we are going?
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Date: 2014-04-08 03:49 am (UTC)...That's not romantic, France. [But it's true that he'd. Do that. Ah.] It's more about power. [WOW???????]
We don't need more churches either, how many people do you see go to them?! There's a handful at best, even if the priest is quiet about it.
[Yeah he. He knows.]
I'm paying full attention, I just have no idea where we're going.
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Date: 2014-04-10 06:39 pm (UTC)I might go. For ah. Easter..... Maybe. Not that-- wait, so you've been?
[How else would he know about the priest? Skeptical look here.]
Well that's the purpose. It's surprising that I've never done this before.
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Date: 2014-04-12 04:26 am (UTC)It'd be a shame to not go for Easter. ...I've been though, yes. A few times.
[Side glances. Don't judge him for going to church?!]
It's because you're too lazy to drive, obviously.
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Date: 2014-04-12 01:32 pm (UTC)[He's not judging you really. Just finds it ironic after all the tomfoolery, but maybe that makes sense. How many hail marys will you say after today???]
I am not too lazy! [wow indignant much?] I have been doing other things. I need incentive to just waste gas. These cars are American after all. [Like that explains everything.]
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Date: 2014-04-15 08:08 am (UTC)[Don't judge him, okay? It makes him feel better about being a hideous skank... Ahem.]
What does the cars being American have to do with anything?
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Date: 2014-04-16 11:41 pm (UTC)[Oh, he kind of mourns it. He and his hand, the ultimate otp after all. Offhandedly, because now he's distracted by his poor excuse of a love life, he replies]
They're horrible. I am halfway convinced to just bike everywhere now that the weather is holding up.
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Date: 2014-04-18 05:11 am (UTC)[But well, there's a huge 'for now' looming on the horizon.]
Isn't that a little too much exercise for you?