If jealousy is what it takes to keep you wrapped around my finger. [He's also clearly very serious, with tired narrow eyes, and a tone that's ever so slightly hoarse coming through a half-grin.] So be it.

And beer. [It doesn't rhyme with wine or dine, but it must be added.]

Mmm... if we were to have it as a housewarming party I'd feel a little bit guilty making it lavish. Imagine showing up with a practical, modest gift and your host greets you with caviar? It would be prudent to make a choice between showing off and requesting gifts. An awful choice to be sure. ...We've been here long enough; perhaps we've earned our right to be terrible people.

[And then the actual last question registers.] Wait. A paper towel holder? Is that what you've got your mind on?