[ France actually snorts. ]

No offense, America, but you are often too distracted to really read the room but if you can even pick up on that there's a problem.

[ He plucks his glasses off his nose and leans down to kiss his forehead before returning them. No need to smudge them. ]

Germany is a good guy. We Romance nations operate very differently though.

[ He pauses, conflicted. Talk about a skeleton in France's closet. Sighing, he tips his head to the side, watching America settled in his lap. ]

I don't know if they've defined their relationship. I don't know if they ever will.

[ He has tried to help his neighbor, really. Clearly it did not work. ]