[ It is debatable which is louder; the bright laugh ripped from him at being literally swept off his feet by a tiny woman or the nearly pained groan that follows directly after when she absolutely butchers his tongue.

He's pretty sure that she did it intentionally... and yet... ]

Are you saying you'd share me? An intriguing prospect, my dear.

[ He has just enough time to look over his shoulder at his abused door before Megumi whisked him off in a well-walked beeline for his bedroom. An inquisitive brow raises once she's deposited him on his bed with a pout. He appears amused, even as she slips closer to part his legs. ]

Now now... I think that I should tell you something before we continue with this punishment, yes? [ That is such a loose term between them, but her hand creeping higher along his thigh is making it difficult to focus -- so he continues after a mildly apologetic smile ] I sent a text... I just sent it to someone else. They were not nearly as appreciative as you would have been.

[ BE GENTLE, LADY. ]